Goodbye Florida

I don't know why anybody would move to Florida. The hurricanes are obviously after them.

Honestly. There was that first one, and people kinda thought, "Oh that's normal around here." But now, Frances is here, and they say there might be another one on its way. Goodbye Floridians.

I wish there was some way you could both be friends, hurricane and Floridians. Maybe the wind could help you to relieve some of your energy crises. And in turn, the Floridians could help the hurricane with it's obvious anger problem.

See, and you thought problem solving with hurricanes couldn't work!


The Blogger sincerely apologizes for the previous post.